Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
Bill finds Salome in her chamber about to drink Lilith's blood. She tells Bill that she knows he wanted to be the chosen one, but Lilith wanted the strongest. Bill warns her that she doesn't know what drinking all of the blood will do to her, but Salome doesn't care. "Bill, this is the (bleeping) rapture!" She swallows it all. The next thing we see, she's moaning on the floor, and Bill is triumphant. He had replaced Lilith's blood with regular blood dosed with silver, he tells Salome. Salome's "monumental narcissism" and impatience led her to underestimate her enemies. He stakes her. A true believer to her last moment, Salome says, "Lilith chose wisely," and bursts into goo.
Bill is about to drink the real vial of Salome's Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
blood when Eric and Sookie show up. She says this isn't who he really is, but Bill tells her she doesn't know anything about him, that maybe he's been playing her the entire time he's known her. He's spent his vampire lifetime apologizing for what he is, thinking he was damned. He drinks the blood and begins bleeding out of every orifice. He explodes. Sookie starts sobbing into Eric's chest, but the pool of blood on the ground begins to shimmer and shake. As Lilith did before, Bill rises up out of the blood and reforms, a bloody god. Fangs bared, he lets out an otherworldly roar. "Run," Eric yells.
Back in the cellblock, Sam has shifted back into human form and tries to convince Luna Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
to escape before they become lunch. But Luna won't abandon Emma, who's in a dog carrier in the next cell, so Sam shifts again looking for a Plan B. After taking a tour of Steve's chambers, he returns to the cellblock to share his idea with Luna.
I watched this after recapping a particularly brain-cell-sapping episode of "Real Housewives of New Jersey," so I did not see this coming. We see Steve Newlin rescue Emma from her cell and try to escape headquarters, but he is rousted by Roslyn, who needs Steve to appear on television to refute the charges that he and Russell recently drained 22 frat boys.
Roslyn gets Steve behind the camera for the Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
live interview. The anchor shows footage of Russell and Steve at the door of the frat house, but as Steve tries to read Roslyn's statement from the teleprompter, he stumbled over her words, and starts retching. Suddenly, Steve shift into Luna on live television. Guess the shifter is out of the bag! Luna manages to croak that the vampires have her daughter captive in their secret lair before an astonished Roslyn cuts the feed. Just before Roslyn is about to kill Luna, Sam, as a fly, pops into Roslyn's mouth. And then he shifts, exploding her from the inside. Awesomest. Kill. Ever. Luna collapses. Skinwalking takes a lot out of a gal.
Alcide and his father Jackson, fresh from staking some newbie vamps, follow up by killing a buck. They're bonding over grilled venison when Martha shows up with a Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
desperately ill Rikki in the backseat. J.D. made everyone in the pack drink V to kick-star the holy war, and Martha thinks Rikki may be ODing. Alcide's father and Martha give Rikki some silver to force the V out of her system, and as she recovers, she reveals that JD also raped some of the younger girls in the pack. Jackson tells Alcide that the only way to take down JD is to play by his rules, and he just so happens to have a vial of V socked away for times like these.
JD has a vampire chained in silver and is about to drain him when Alcide shows up, pumped on V, and easily takes him down, punching him again and again. Martha shows up with a crossbow and tells everyone to let Alcide and JD finish their business. Alcide ends the fight by breaking JD's neck and Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
pronouncing himself the new packmaster. He tells them that the V-drinking will stop. "We do not surrender to nihilism," he tells. "Tonight, we choose pack."
At Merlotte's, Arlene, Holly and Lafayette are getting happy with some Cajun margaritas when Andy shows up with the very pregnant Maurella. The town drunk Jane Bodehouse is at the bar, and as Andy asks to speak to Holly in private, Jane wonders aloud something I've been thinking all season: "When did Andy Bellefleur get to be so (bleeping) hot?" Holly immediately cottons to what Andy needs to tell her: "Who and Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
how many times?" He tells her he had sex with Maurella once before he and Holly hooked up, and once after, and just as he's apologizing, a light show starts between Maurella's legs. She's in labor.
Holly ends up midwifing Maurella, whose delivery is positively orgasmic. Lafayette, Arlene and Jane are enjoying the show. She gives birth to a beautiful baby girl, and Holly hands her over to a proud Andy. And then the second act of the light show begins. In the end, Maurella delivers four babies, then nonchalantly wishes Andy well raising them -- "See that at least half of them make it to adulthood" - Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
- and says farewell. Andy looks at Holly helplessly. Holly: "You're a dick."
Well, for starters, Russell Edgington went all sparkly thanks to his high consumption of fairy blood and the fact that the entire fae army were hitting him with evey available microwave finger they could find! Luckily, before he could get into fairyland, Eric Northman showed up and ‘helped’ him find his true death. Nora also arrived and, surprisingly, had never smelled a fairy before. It got a bit fangy for a moment but Eric takes control and brings about order. (And was that an attempt at wooing Sookie?)
Jason seems to be ‘off with the fairies’ after being hit accidently by their light in the last episode. He is now seeing and speaking to his dead parents and they want all the Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
vampires dead! Throughout the whole episode, they appear, giving their crackpot advice. Will Jason go back to the way he was when he joined the Fellowship of the Sun?
Sam is taken to Bill as a food parcel. He promises to never tell a soul about what he has witnessed in Authority HQ for Emma’s safe return. Bill doesn’t believe him and once Sam realises this, escapes by turning into a fly. Boy is Bill angry after that. The hunt is on! Eric and Nora return to Fangtasia only to find Pam has been arrested by the Authority. Eric, Tara and Nora arrive at Sookie’s Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
manage to convince her and Jason to join them in their attempt to free Pam, Bill and Jessica.
After admitting to Salome that he killed Kibwe for thinking he was the one true leader, Bill also claims Lilith had appeared to him. It gets a bit awkward here, since Salome had also had the same vision, but Bill tells her that Lilith announced to him that Salome was Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
the one true leader. I think Bill has a plan. Maybe he isn’t as bad as we’ve been led to believe this season.
Sam returns to Luna, who is trapped in a cell with the other bloodbags at Authority HQ. He tries to convince her to escape at the first sign of trouble. Luna can see her daughter in the next cell and refuses to leave. Sam tries hard to convince her otherwise, but only time will tell if Sam got through to her. Sam shifts back into a fly and disappears. He must have a plan also.
Jessica and Pam are stuck in a cell. Jess is convinced that Eric Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3
has turned to the Sanguinista way of life. Pam just wishes she didn’t have to keep hearing about precious Sookie. Alcide and his father are bonding when Martha arrives with an extremely high Rikki. It seems she’s been forcefed V by JD. Martha is concerned Rikki may overdose, but it turns out Jackson has a remedy for that. The side effect, though, is that as the V leeches from your body, it’s not at all pretty. While she’s sweating blood, she shares a few horrible details about JD and what he’s doing to the pack. Alcide gets mad and vows to fight him – even if he has to take V to make it an even fight!
Jason and Sookie (loaded up with a trunk full of coffins filled with vampires), break into an anti-vamp store and start loading themselves up with equipment. Their parents keep appearing to Jason, who is starting to Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 work himself up into quite a fevour as a result. I sure hope Jason doesn’t get too hot-headed around our fave vamps!
Lafayette is making Cajun margaritas and getting Arlene and Holly tipsy. Jane Bodehouse doesn’t need them, since she is so well past drunk, it’s surprising she can perch on her bar stool. Lucky, since when Andy and his pregnant fairy arrive, she doesn’t even bat an eyelid when Maurella goes into labour – or drinks a large amount of salt. The Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 3 fairy-labour scene is awkward – to say the least. Not only does Andy have to confess his sins to Holly, but she then proceeds to act as midwife to Maurella. Just when you think it can’t get any weirder, it appears fairy birth is like an orgasm mixed with fireworks!